Every time I get on the Internet there's a blurb about a female entertainer wearing a "daring" outfit. For a moment let's overlook the fact said outfit was chosen purposefully to attract attention. That said, does anyone really care?
Seriously, the impression I get is that the event was so boring the only thing the correspondents could report on was some celebrity's exposed skin. For heaven's sake, if the reporters gasp and stutter over Miley Cyrus' clothes they best not visit my neighborhood. I wouldn't want them to die of heart failure when they get an eyeful of what teenage, and pre-teen girls really wear.
Why is it always a "daring" outfit? Is "daring" the only word they know? Would someone please buy them and their editors a thesaurus. Get them a calendar too. Underscore the fact the Victorian Era ended well over one hundred years ago. I don't know; maybe they are trying to bring it back.
Once upon a time pants on a woman was daring. The mini skirt was daring. Cleavage is not daring. Women have been displaying their ta-tas since Adam and Eve first played "you show me yours and I'll show you mine." Even in the Victorian Era it was all about the ta-tas.
A backless gown - oh dear; oh my! I am so embarrassed. Apparently these reporters have never seen a woman in a swimsuit. Who are they trying to kid?
"Actress flaunted a dress with daring slit". The garment in question is always a full-length dress. So, what's the big deal about a bare leg? The titillating manner in which the headline and accompanying photo captions are written makes me wonder if the reporter was hoping for a glimpse of the actress' unmentionables. Did they crouch down and peer at the top of the slit from all angles?
Seriously, every time I see one of these headlines I picture a gang of reporters crawling around the fringe of the red carpet, some with mirrors in their hands, hoping to see some gal's nipple or underwear. Voyeurism with a paycheck and public forum.
I wish an actress would flash her ta-tas or hike up her skirt and say "thong, blue, made by Hanes". Now that would be daring. That would cause a sensation. Paramedics would have to be standing by with plenty of oxygen for all the pre-pubescent minded correspondents who will also need a change of underwear.
Then after all the hoopla is said and done these reporters and their editors can be sent back to high school where they might learn what the average American gal wears - and that there are other words in our language than "daring".
Oh, while we're on the subject allow me to invite all the red carpet and event reporters out to the South, to Walmart where they will get more than an eyeful of skin they never wished to see. And they'll have an entirely new perspective to the word "daring".